April 2005
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In April 2005:
- We were shown a two-part map of the Achewood Underground
- Ray attempted to have sex with his gardener; when she rebuffed his advances, he fired her.
- Little Nephew created Japan Man to get Ray out of the marijuana business
- The Pope died, a cause for the congregation of the Kazenzakis family at Gramma K's.
- Téodor attended a class for brewing your own beer.
- Ray ordered the services of a prostitute, but she sent her timid, non-prostitute cousin in her place. Ray did not get laid.
- Philippe shredded some guitar music Téodor had written, and in an effort to make his bed to atone for it, discovered one of Téodor's masturbatory aides.
- Téodor dies after choking on a bottlecap thrown by Todd, fulfilling a prophecy made by Lie Bot.
- Ray's Place returned after a long hiatus.
- Lyle gets a job having sex with recent male-to-female transgender post-ops to acclimate them to the sexual differences of their new lifestyle.
- Ray has lousy luck with the ladies, including Treasure.
- Beef has a Kazenzakis family easter and catches up with Gramma K and Showbiz. He also goes to the mall and Molly gets a TiVO.
- Pat has problems with Walgreen's, people who look sloppy and garbagemen.
- Téodor goes to Beer Class.
- Philippe likes Mr. Bear's version of Hosey The Flow Cow, finds Téodor's Flesh Light, and is worried that someone died.
- Molly wants to ejaculate, continues living with Tina, and is sick of Cosmo.
- Chris makes food and considers a Honda Civic.
- Nice Pete's Novel continues.
- Little Nephew fails at clowning, and the seeds for Japan Man are sown.
