August 2004
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In August 2004:
- Waterbury is good for Ray
- Philippe gets Tommy the Tummy
- Philippe's new campaign song is a re-written version of "Born in the USA".
- We see the Achewood Community College course offerings.
- Mickey Mouse Pancakes are horrifying.
- Roomba Floor Vac Theater continues with the assassination of Lincoln, played by Beef, but not as The Notorious L.I.N.C.O.L.N. and the Invention of Photoshop.
- Ray yelled at Little Nephew for his stupid, stupid pants. He also wore a crown.
- Ray bought some vintage erotica, which ended up contributing much more to his already vast fortune.
- It's a Judas Priest Friday!
- Roast Beef's Theatre of Thoughts.
- Under Philippe's presidency, all homeless will get put up at a Motel 6 and a free George Foreman Grill.
- Molly and Roast Beef first consider moving out of Gramma K's place.
- We see the recipe for Beer Can Chicken, from both the first of the Achewood Books and the Achewood Cookbook.
- Philippe makes Mr. Bear's toilet time more interesting.
- Ray compiles some myths about him to make him more legendary.
- Ray sucks at golf as well as pool, and Teodor is happy to relieve him of funds.
- Another few of Ray's Friday Night Parties.
- Teodor does not get together with Shannon, sadly.
- Ray has a party based around his Rad Chilies. Ray's Mom also visits.
- The Magic Dress Me Up Ken Doll is up to its standard hijinks!
- Molly is mad at Beef for not dancing.
- Beef has another panic attack and cooks up some good dinners.
- Nice Pete moves in with Pat to help him after his Swing Dancing accident.
- Pat continues Fighting With The Post Office and hates the Dream Team.
- The animals watch the Olympics, which leads to Mr. Bear's Trip To Russia to meet Ekaterina Gomova.
- Philippe has some new items and watches TV with Chris Onstad and Teodor makes him some delicious meals.
- Liz yelled at Chris for liking Judas Priest, as Philippe prayed for.
- Philippe bets Ray over frog jumping.
- Lyle Makes Porn.
- Molly is frustrated by Beef's, well, Beef-ness.
- Chris gets woken up by the JAYMAR brand toy piano, and has his English Breakfast stolen.
- Nice Pete did not get good grades and starts his novel.
- Little Nephew's friend's uncle broke his neck on an ATV, and he steals more booze. He also sets up a rotten.com type site from Iraq photos Leapfrog had.
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