August 2004

In August 2004:

Waterbury is good for Ray
Philippe gets Tommy the Tummy
Philippe's new campaign song is a re-written version of "Born in the USA".
We see the Achewood Community College course offerings.
Mickey Mouse Pancakes are horrifying.
Roomba Floor Vac Theater continues with the assassination of Lincoln, played by Beef, but not as The Notorious L.I.N.C.O.L.N. and the Invention of Photoshop.
Ray yelled at Little Nephew for his stupid, stupid pants. He also wore a crown.
Ray bought some vintage erotica, which ended up contributing much more to his already vast fortune.
It's a Judas Priest Friday!
Roast Beef's Theatre of Thoughts.
Under Philippe's presidency, all homeless will get put up at a Motel 6 and a free George Foreman Grill.
Molly and Roast Beef first consider moving out of Gramma K's place.
We see the recipe for Beer Can Chicken, from both the first of the Achewood Books and the Achewood Cookbook.
Philippe makes Mr. Bear's toilet time more interesting.
Ray compiles some myths about him to make him more legendary.

Ray sucks at golf as well as pool, and Teodor is happy to relieve him of funds.
Another few of Ray's Friday Night Parties.
Teodor does not get together with Shannon, sadly.
Ray has a party based around his Rad Chilies. Ray's Mom also visits.
The Magic Dress Me Up Ken Doll is up to its standard hijinks!
Molly is mad at Beef for not dancing.
Beef has another panic attack and cooks up some good dinners.
Nice Pete moves in with Pat to help him after his Swing Dancing accident.
Pat continues Fighting With The Post Office and hates the Dream Team.
The animals watch the Olympics, which leads to Mr. Bear's Trip To Russia to meet Ekaterina Gomova.
Philippe has some new items and watches TV with Chris Onstad and Teodor makes him some delicious meals.
Liz yelled at Chris for liking Judas Priest, as Philippe prayed for.
Philippe bets Ray over frog jumping.
Lyle Makes Porn.
Molly is frustrated by Beef's, well, Beef-ness.
Chris gets woken up by the JAYMAR brand toy piano, and has his English Breakfast stolen.
Nice Pete did not get good grades and starts his novel.
Little Nephew's friend's uncle broke his neck on an ATV, and he steals more booze. He also sets up a rotten.com type site from Iraq photos Leapfrog had.

2004