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- Amstel - Beef would prefer a frosty Amstel to a puddle that a rhino crapped in.
- Asahi - After his makeover, Beef had a "me day". This included a trip to a hibachi restaurant where they cook the food in front of you and flip it onto your plate, where he ordered two (2) Asahis. Beef also presented Onstad with a warm bottle of Asahi for his birthday. Finally, Ray brought a 12-pack of Asahi to D'Shawn's (of the Sexual Homeboys) birthday party. He did not like it.
- Bohemia - When Ray needed to get into the GOF, Ray and Envelópe Martinez discussed their deal over what appeared to be two bottles of the Mexican beer.
- Corona - When Molly takes Beef to a fancy restaurant for his birthday, he would rather order Coronas instead of classy wine. Molly and Beef also drank Coronas in heaven right before Beef discovered her gigantic condoms, and the Air Wolf Copter was stocked with a coolerful in the back.
- Grolsch - Téodor choked and died on a Grolsch bottle cap.
- Guinness - Roast Beef's favorite (because it makes a cool fwwssssh noise when you open it. Barry Bass shared some with him, and his fridge in heaven contained it. Also, he was about to drink one when Todd used his one call from prison to find out the volume of a fart.
- Rainier Beer - a beer from Seattle, was featured in was Chris Onstad introduced as his "first foray into comics."
- Red Stripe - While Ray and Philippe were in the past, Ray, Téodor, Todd, Lyle and Mr. Bear attempted to watch Braveheart and "get a little puzzled on some brew." That brew was Red Stripe. Instead, disaster struck, and they all ended up in the dumbwaiter, making number two in Ziplock sandwich bags.
- Stella Artois - When Ray's Mom came to visit, Beef and friends were enjoying "much crispy Stellas out by the pool." The golden action is so crunchy.
