December 2005

From Achewiki

In December 2005:

• Mr. Bear runs the engine of his slick flivver, and Ray trots out some Hardy Boys fanfiction.
• Ray drinks a glass of milk.
• Nice Pete does a voice-over audition for Ridley's Black Oak Grill.
• Fuck You Friday returns.
• Ray finds out from Dr. Andretti that he's predisposed to diabetes. Ray runs a mile.
• Ray writes to Reader's Digest about his battle with diabetes.
• Roast Beef accuses Ray of parking like a bitch.
• The dog wakes up Teodor at 5:33 AM. He doesn't bother to put on any clothes, puts a stocking over his secret junk to hide it from Onstad.
• Onstad forces Teodor to help him pack boxes for Christmas shipments, even though Teodor is naked and it's five in the morning.
• Pat introduces Ray to an assortment of hippy foods.
• Onstad treats us to a week of photos and odds & ends from around Achewood Studios.

Note: Events in the Weblogs have not yet been added to this month.