Driving a Honda Civic into a lake

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In October and November 2005, Little Nephew tried to make money by driving a 1973 Honda Civic into a lake. In the early planning stages, he only wanted to get into the Guinness Book of World Records, but then he realized media exposure ("Charley Smuckles Suicide Watch '05") and his "accepting donations" would guarantee hell of cash. So he took the Honda Civic to an "unnamed lake" and drove 1" per hour.

Over the next 96 hours (based on experts' predictions, but presumably less time since the car doesn't make it into the water), Ray received several calls telling him to watch the news. But being Ray, he didn't. He was too busy doing things like making crazy historical comics about what if George Washington and Abraham Lincoln met.

Ray eventually stumbled upon the site of the Charley Smuckles Suicide Watch '05. He turned the webcam away and proceeded to destroy the car, while Little Nephew sat inside it and watched in horror.

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