July 2004
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In July 2004:
- Philippe entertains The Pope (actually Roast Beef roleplaying to prepare him for the presidency.
- The Pope (still Roast Beef) informs us that the Weblogs have launched!
- Little Nephew continues to be a goth.
- Teodor and Roast Beef watch as Ray leaps Mt. Everest with a motorcycle, courtesy of Google.
- With Lie Bot's help, Mr. Bear becomes the MILF-Man.
- Molly wants Beef to get shoes.
- Another episode of Roomba Floor Vac Theater -- this time, we see the establishment of prohibition.
- Lyle and Ray open up SaniTaco.
- Philippe and Teodor listen to a police scanner.
- Mr. Bear has been winning lots of money at Pool from Ray.
- Dogs are barking.
- Ray gets Waterbury.
- Ray wants to get rid of some Nagels
- Chris Onstad tells Ray about a new kind of Rum.
- Ray doesn't want to spend Friday hanging out with Pat, as Pat wants him to learn Chinese.
- Ray gets some Sex and the City DVDs from Netflix, which inspires him to try (and fail) to hook up with The Ladies.
- Ray watches The Big Lebowski, and is annoyed again by Pat, who is a douche. He considers camping, and watches Jeopardy!.
- Ray's Friday Night Parties start!
- Ray still sucks at pool. Mr. Bear is among those who knows this.
- Conchita leaves.
- Ray finds the Magic Dress Me Up Ken Doll and pantses the neighborhood.
- Roast Beef talks about the 7-11, goes to a depressing sports bar, finds a weird thing, goes to a show at The Foo Lounge, and works on Molly's new computer.* He also cooks ribs and fights over rice.
- The Risotto War.
- Pat rails against Ray, spam, hiking, miniature collies, the DMV, Free Samples at Trader Joe's, Kleenex, Water Balloons, mp3s, celery, uniforms at Trader Joe's, Fighting With The Post Office over Junk Mail, and injuring himself during swing dancing. However, he likes Earth Shoes.
- Teodor doesn't like the blog templates, and writes about music and Jamie Oliver. He also visits his Aunt Brezna, and tries to get together with Shannon.
- Philippe watches Flashdance, gets a tummy-ache from leftovers, threw up, and got sick while wearing roller skates. He also forms the H.U.G. S.Q.U.A.D. and writes a mission statement. Philippe has been getting up earlier and earlier. He also gets a JAYMAR brand toy piano.
- Lyle goes out of bounds. He drinks, and loses his job. This is a recurring theme.
- Mr. Bear reads, obsesses on Lauren Graham, cooks, and recommends TV shows and contemplates what to do with his winnings from Ray.
- Molly spends more time with Beef, likes Bill Cosby records, hates Gramma K, and gets a haircut from Lyle.
- Chris Onstad eats, and then fears Teodor. He also buys books.
- Nice Pete likes: His name, puke, dogs, and shoes.
- Little Nephew steals booze from Ray, hangs out with his friends, and is clearly no longer goth.
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