May 2005

In May 2005:

Teodor comes to terms with being dead, until Lyle kicks him and brings him back to life. Then Lyle and Todd freak out when T's pants go down for no apparent reason.
Ray thinks he's channeling Einstein because he wrote an equation that ended up spelling EGG SANDWICH.
Ray buys the 1978 Volvo 244GLE Of Despair on eBay.
Cornelius gets a request from Harlequin Romance for another romance novel.
The 1978 Volvo 244GLE Of Despair keeps Ray and Roast Beef from stopping at Wendy's.
The guys see Cornelius and worry about him being senile.
Meanwhile, a new Friday Facts debuts, and Teodor takes over for a week and publishes Rock'n'Roll Shit Fugue.
Ray gets out of the 1978 Volvo 244GLE Of Despair to chat with Cornelius, and Roast Beef takes off on his own.
While Roast Beef descends into despair/madness, Ray realizes he dropped his medallion in the 1978 Volvo 244GLE Of Despair.