Philippe gets a flower pregnant

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When Lie Bot tells Philippe that he should never touch a flower, he tells him that he has impregnanted that particular flower. Philippe is distraught, but decides that he will do the right thing and marry the flower. But before, he and Roast Beef have a bachelor party, where they stick their middle fingers up and blow up a dorito with a firecracker.

At the wedding, Roast Beef brought all his imaginary friends, Montmartre, Thigh Bone, Small Talk, Freddie Fractions (Woman-Man and Mr. Tears couldn't make it; they had both suicided).

Unfortunately, Mr. Bear, not knowing the surrounding events, tells Philippe that his bride is an annual and will die in the winter.

Then, when Ultra Peanut calls, Philippe is afraid of two-timing the petunia, but then she picks the flower for him from the yard, freeing his obligations to the flower, though also murdering his wife. (Of course, she then informs him of his foolishness in her own particular way.)