Pork pie hat

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Pat started wearing a pork pie hat (size 2 5/8) on 4 June 2002. Ray and Roast Beef immediately started making fun of him for looking so ridiculous. They even hid in his shower and surprised him, both wearing pork pie hats of their own. This started off Hat Week.

Pat didn't stop wearing the hat until 4 months later, when he sent it back to The Unique Guy. He felt the catalogue used deceptive language in advertising the hat. The other reason he cited for the return was that someone threw a sandwich at his head. Instead of demanding his money back, he opted to exchange it for a Darwin Fish Bolo Tie Ring (item #4985).