September 2004

In September 2004:

Roast Beef is snoring and is woken by Molly. He then tries to initiate sex. It doesn't work.
More of Roast Beef's apocalyptic dreams.
Ray invests in BabyBling.com.
Ray finds out about Waterbury's true mission. As does Beef.
Molly asks Beef to pick up some things.
Beef and Ray trade names for dirty sex acts.
Johnny Cash has been dead for one year (for reals this time).
Ray has a guy in Sierra Leone. A guy who can get exotic meats. Like ape. He also gets meat from Ottawa Modified Death.
Todd wastes his one phone call.
Pat sponsors Nice Pete at Support Group. Arthur is sitting in for Mr. Gary, who is visiting his dead sister.
Teodor is cleaning out his collection of 1980s vanity albums.
Roast Beef suggests how Molly can get her boss to stop staring at her tits.

Ray gets wine and gets back together with Tina. There are more of Ray's Friday Night Parties.
Roast Beef decides to make a good dinner (but fails) and moves into Ray's Pool House with Molly.
Pat is angry that people told him he should update his blog.
Teodor's Dad sends Teodor a Mr. Beer home-brewing kit.
Philippe brushes his teeth with K-Y and was going to rub a condom on his sandwich.
Mr. Bear's Trip To Russia continues.
Lyle is still making porn.
Chris cooks, and goes on vacation to Kauai,
Nice Pete's Novel continues.
Leapfrog's site turned out to include a picture of a naked kid, and they went to juvenile hall, leaving Little Nephew free to gloat.

2004